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10
Differences Between Men and Women |
1. A man will
pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2
item that she doesn’t want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets
a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such
a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot &
love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love
her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men
are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there’s no
use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women
somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t
change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman
- before marriage & after marriage. |
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