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The Sperm And
the Tonsil |
A woman was
leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a
most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second black
hearse just 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a
solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash.Behind her 200
women walking single file.
The woman's curiosity got the best of her. She respectfully
approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so
sorry for your loss and I know now is a bad time to disturb
you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral
is it?"
The woman replied, "Well, the first hearse is for my
husband."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
The woman was even more inquisitive, "Well, who's in the
second hearse?"
"My-mother-in law. She tried to help my husband when the dog
turned on her and killed her too."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between
the two women.
"Could I borrow that dog?"
"Get in line." |
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