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The Cabbie
And the Nun |
A cabby picks up
a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't
stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he
replies, "I
have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're
as old
as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a
chance to see
and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's
nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have sex with a nun."
"Would that make you happy?" She asked.
"Oh yes sister. Very happy." The cabby replied.
She responded, "Well, one of the rules of my order is to do
my best to
make others happy so, since it would make you happy I
suppose it
would be ok but first of all you have to be single and
secondly you must
be Catholic and being a nun I couldn't have sex with you the
way any
other woman could. You would have to do it to me, I think
the term is
in the back door."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Well, I'm single
and I'm
Catholic, and I wouldn't mind doing it that way"
"OK" the nun says, "Pull into a dark alley."
He pulls into the alley, gets in the back seat with the nun,
places her
on her hands and knees, lifts her habit up just high enough
to get to
her and has his way. But when they get back on the road, the
cab
driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must
confess, I'm married
and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way
to a
Halloween party." |
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