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The Sperm And
the Tonsil |
The newly born
sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the
instructor "As soon as you hear the siren, run for the
tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to the
entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the cavern you will
find a red,sticky ball which is the egg. Address it and say,
'I'm a Sperm.She will answer, 'I'm the Egg. From that moment
on you will work together to create the embryo. Do you
understand?"
The sperm nodded affirmatively and the instructor said, "Then,good
luck!"
Two days later, the sperm is taking a nap when he hears the
siren.
He wakes up immediately and runs to the tunnel. A multitude
of sperm swim behind him. He knows he has to arrive first.
When he nears the entrance to the cavern, he looks back and
sees that he is far ahead of the other sperm. He is able to
swim at a slower pace as he approaches the red, sticky ball.
When, at last, he reaches the red, sticky ball, he smiles
and says,
"Hi, I'm a sperm."
The red sticky ball smiles and says, "Hi. I'm a tonsil." |
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