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Triplets !
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A woman pregnant
with triplets is walking down the street when a masked
robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in
the stomach.
Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave
the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.
All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into
the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother.
"I was taking pee and this bullet came out." replies the
daughter.
About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room
in tears. "Mom,I was taking pee and this bullet came out."
Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what
happened 16 years ago.
A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's
okay," says the
mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a
bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog." |
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